Membership

Support Us. Unlock Perks. Feel Superior.

Choose a tier, throw money at the screen, and enjoy members-only content like a true insider. It's like a secret club—minus the secrecy and the weird handshakes.

Basic$5/month

Enjoy limited access to premium content. Just enough to feel included.

  • Access to a *carefully curated* handful of articles
  • Monthly newsletter (we promise it's not spammy)
  • Community forum access (where chaos lives)
  • Occasional ‘you’re still alive?’ email check-ins
  • The warm fuzzy feeling of supporting independent media

Premium$15/month

Get access to all premium content and more. Finally, no paywalls.

  • Unlimited article access — scroll responsibly
  • Weekly exclusive content to make you feel special
  • Ad-free experience (because you deserve peace)
  • Early invites to events you may or may not attend
  • Bonus points in the imaginary internet points economy
  • Slightly superior moral high ground over Basic users

Pro$25/month

All the perks of Premium, plus bragging rights and early everything.

  • Everything in Premium (obviously)
  • Early access to *literally everything* — even bugs
  • Priority support (yes, a real human might answer)
  • Behind-the-scenes updates you didn’t ask for
  • First dibs on new features, even the weird ones
  • A digital gold star for being *that* invested
  • Our eternal gratitude (until your card declines)

Frequently Asked Questions

  • What is the membership fee?

    The membership fee for basic access is $5/month. For premium access, it is $15/month, and for Pro access, it is $25/month.

    How can I cancel my membership?

    You can cancel your membership at any time by going to your account settings and selecting the 'Cancel Subscription' option.

    What benefits do I get with a premium membership?

    Premium members get access to all premium content, early access to new releases, ad-free browsing, and exclusive offers.

    Can I upgrade or downgrade my membership?

    Yes, you can upgrade or downgrade your membership at any time from your account settings. Adjustments to your subscription will take effect immediately.

    Is there a free trial available?

    Yes, we offer a 7-day free trial for the Premium membership. You can cancel anytime during the trial period without any charges.